Saturday, June 26, 2010

2010 Holy Shiitakes! Award Nominees

Here it is, the catch-all category of stupidity that is not covered by the other 7 categories. Stupid sex offender related stories here!
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Woman makes bestialty pic for revenge, charged with CP: Danette Stark, 37, is behind bars facing 18 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. Prosecutors say she Photoshopped the 13-year-old girl's yearbook photo with a pornographic picture . "This flier was a very realistic depiction that was very graphically displaying a young woman engaged in sex acts with an animal..." Prosecutors say Stark made dozens of copies of the fliers that also included several profane and derogatory terms at the bottom of the fliers.

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San Luis Abispo PD (CA) Begins the Pedobear Scare: I'm still wondering if this was some kind of joke by the SLAPD, but there is an actual press release by the SLAPD warning us of "pedophiles" dressed as Pedobear. For those who don't know, Pedobear was an internet meme used by certain websites to point out comments made about kids that sound sexual in nature. By the time Shiitake News Mutt nominee Abbie Alford reported on it, Pedobear became a secret society logo for underground pedophiles. Seriously, does anyone check their facts these days?

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Avenel NJ Adult Diagnostic and Treatment Center's mock electrocution: Three workers and an inmate staged a mock electrocution in order to strike fear into the heart of one of the residents, a sex offender with a history of mental illness, a week before his release date. The workers involved were suspended and transferred but not criminally charged.



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Bettie Young Books to publish vigilante's book: Can you believe Bettie Young Books is going to publish a book by that idiot Judy Cornett, who many believe is Jacey of Absolute Zero United?I'd call for a boycott, but then again, how many of you have actually read a Bettie Young book?




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Republican Nat'l Committee says Obama hires Sex Offender Defenders: Want to start a personal attack against a fellow politico? Simply claim the opponent is soft on sex offenders. I'm no fan of Obama, but the Republicans, the very people who gave us Mark Foley, claims Obama hires "sex offender defenders." They even launched a website, Obama versus Constitution, to spread their attacks.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

All very good nominees, but I have to wonder how the Barbie doll with the camera ( be aware of the child porn this will create) story isn't a nominee. :(

Once Fallen said...

"All very good nominees, but I have to wonder how the Barbie doll with the camera ( be aware of the child porn this will create) story isn't a nominee. :("

Because I did not learn about it before voting began Dec. 1st. Come back this time next year and it WILL be a nominee, I promise. I have an early bird section under the main heading.