Monday, September 1, 2008

Worst State in the Union 2008

[NOTE: 2008 POLLING CLOSED! Revised post reflects the final nominees for the 2008 Awards]

Why didn't I think of this before?

Worst state in the union for sex offender laws! Not all states are created equal, and this is a place to tell me which is the worst of the worst!

My pick is Ohio. You know how Missouri is the "show me" state (insert joke)? Well, Ohio could be the "Me First" state. It seems wirh every idiotic RSO law idea that comes down the pike, Ohio has to be first in line, just like that fat bully kid at chow time. A quick run down of the Ohio "Me First" attitude. Ohio was the FIRST state to implement the Abominable Walsh Act. They passed it just in time to keep all those guys about to get off the registry after 10 years back on it. They apparently also wanted to be the first to get sued as well! Don't forget we have that idiotic civil registry, which allows you to put people on a sex offender registry without a conviction. Why is Joshua Lunsford not on it, by the way? Ohio wants to be the first to pass those puke green license plates, and also the first to place microchips in former offenders like you would Fido. Start with Mark Dann LOL!

Anonymous said...
Louisiana! Check out the laws they keep passing - and then adding TO the laws they pass making it harder and harder to live there as a former sex offender! Castration bill, residency restrictions added, mandatory minimums for "Computer Aided Solicitation of a Minor" yet it's not so for having sex with a minor! It's actually harsher punishment for talking about sex than having it in Louisiana! Come on! What can be worse than this state! [Don't forget segregated hurricane shelters]

WarpedOhio said...
To round out the voting:Add Florida, because they send RSOs to live under bridges. [In one county, they can't even get government grants]

Add Texas, because they won't even let you attend CHURCH! Or even drive by it!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Louisiana! Check out the laws they keep passing - and then adding TO the laws they pass making it harder and harder to live there as a former sex offender! Castration bill, residency restrictions added, mandatory minimums for "Computer Aided Solicitation of a Minor" yet it's not so for having sex with a minor! It's actually harsher punishment for talking about sex than having it in Louisiana! Come on! What can be worse than this state!

WarpedOhio said...

That's a good one -- After all, Louisiana Gov. Jindal is on the short list of worst quote and worst politico nominees. You forgot to add the SEGREGATED HURRICANE SHELTERS, though.

WarpedOhio said...

To round out the voting:

Add Florida, because they send RSOs to live under bridges

Add Texas, because they won't even let you attend CHURCH! Or even drive by it!

Anonymous said...

www.cfcamerica.org
www.cfclouisiana.org
www.crimesagainschildren.com
www.doomedamerica.org
www.youtube.com/childabuseinamerica
www.youtube.com/madashellusa

Anonymous said...

I have to second Florida in one county you can't even get a Fedral government grant. D