Saturday, November 19, 2022

RESULTS FOR THE 2021 SHIITAKE AWARDS

I cannot believe I forgot to post the results for the 2021 Shiitake Awards! I've had the results ready since March but I simply got busy on other projects and forgot to post the winners. The annual Shiitake Awards is a project by OnceFallen.com and is designed to spotlight those who choose to exploit Sex Offense Laws and Predator Panic for personal gain. This is the 14th year of the Shiitake Awards.

DUMBEST NEW BILL/LAW OF 2021

The pandemic and economic chaos has slowed down new laws but it is guaranteed there will always be at least one stupid legislative bill, or in this case , three.


DUMBEST NEW BILL/LAW WINNER! South Carolina S. 228 (2021-2022)
: A bill to amend section 16-15-305 of the 1976 code, relating to the unlawful dissemination, procurement, or promotion of obscenity, to provide that it is unlawful to buy, sell, deliver, rent, distribute, or otherwise provide any figurine for the representation, description, or use of the obscene; and to define necessary terms. i.e., “sex dolls”

RUNNER UP: Arizona HB 2889 (2021): This bill signed into law was inspired by the QAnon “#SaveTheChildren” campaign of 2020 and greatly increases sentencing for many sex offenses and eliminating any early release including good time. 

Dishonorable mention: Missouri SB 91 (2021): This act provides that persons guilty of certain sex crimes cannot be present or loiter within five hundred feet of athletic complexes or athletic fields that exist primarily for use and recreation of children or within five hundred feet of Missouri Department of Conservation Nature or Education Center properties, unless the registered sex offender is the parent of a child participating in an educational program of the Department of Conservation and has permission to be on the property. This bill was enacted into law. 

DUMBEST QUOTE 2021

While many people say stupid things about the sex offense registry and people placed on them, we can always turn to pandering politicians, hillbilly cops, fake news propagansists, and worst of all, victim industry spokespersons to provide us with the worst outtakes. 

DUMBEST QUOTE 2021 WINNER! Carrie Nettles, SC Victim industry advocate: Nettles told a reporter for Baptist News: “With this population of people, start by assuming they are lying,” said Nettles, who works with rape victims. Even if they try to explain that a past situation wasn’t really as bad as others reported it to be, church leaders should beware, she explained. “That is the MO of most perpetrators, to use a known truth to come across as genuine. There’s usually a drastic difference in what really happened.” This is an urgent issue for church leaders to think about in advance, Nettles said, because sex offenders like to come to church. She reported that 93% of sex offenders identify as “very religious,” and, “the ones who are more religious have more offenses and more victims.”

RUNNER UP: Jesse Watters, Fox News commentator: He falsely claimed that “the $1.9 trillion stimulus package proposed by President Joe Biden includes Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loans "for sex offenders." "They have PPP loans for country clubs in here. Like, the squash courts and the putting greens are in such disrepair they needed an immediate injection of money? They have PPP loans in here for fraternities and sororities, Dana. Like, do you really think they're struggling right now? They have PPP loans in here for sex offenders. So you rape a child. 'Here! Here's a loan! Take it,'" he said...

Dumbest Quote Dishonorable Mentions:

President Joe Biden: C'mon, man! “The average rapist rapes about six times.” President Biden, in remarks during the weekly economic briefing, April 9. During an economic briefing, the president touted his budget proposal, highlighting additional funding for programs funded by the Violence Against Women Act of 1994 — a bill Biden had shepherded to passage as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. In particular, he highlighted a push to provide additional funds to end a backlog in rape kits. Then he mentioned this statistic — and stepped into a hornet’s nest of fierce debate among specialists on sexual assault.

Ted Cruz, Cancun Senator: In trying to stymie efforts to get stimulus checks into the hands of citizens, Lying Ted stated the following on the Senate floor—“ Mr. President, let's try one more time. The Democrats have objected to not sending checks to criminals in prison. The Democrats have objected to not sending checks to murderers in prison. The Democrats  have objected to not sending checks to rapists in prison. Let's try a group that I think may be the lowest of the low, which is child molesters. I spent a lot of years in law enforcement, and I think there is no more horrific offense than those who commit crimes of violence and sexual assault against kids. When I was solicitor general of Texas, the cases where people sexually abused kids I thought should be in Dante's Ninth Circle of Hell. So here is a chance for some bipartisan agreement. Can't we all agree that the Federal Government shouldn't send $1,400 checks to the child molesters in prison right now for molesting kids?”

Eric Schmitt, Missouri Attorney General: Protesting the cancellation of Operation Talon (a proposed immigration operation by ICE that never got off the ground), an official press release by Schmitt says, “The cancellation of this program effectively broadcasts to the world that the United States is now a sanctuary jurisdiction for sexual predators.  This message creates a perverse incentive for foreign sexual predators to seek to enter the United States illegally and assault more victims, both in the process of unlawful migration and after they arrive.  It will also broadcast the message to other criminal aliens who have committed less heinous offenses that any kind of robust enforcement against them is extremely unlikely.”

Mitchell Scoggins, Georgia State Rep.: Scoggins thinks increasing registration for low level Registrants is somehow "helpful." “The benefit of this bill is that it will help sex offenders stay on the registry longer,” said Scoggins. “Now they’re able to get off after three years if they’re Level I.” The primary sponsor of House Bill 347 is District 19 State Rep. Joseph Gullett (R, Dallas.) “Someone that he knew or had dealings with had got off the registry, he thought too early,” Scoggins said. “This bill will help solve that problem.”

Jon Jones, Punch Drunk UFC fighter: He thinks California is “passing pedophilia.” UFC legend Jon Jones was not happy to learn of California’s passing of pedophilia, making his feelings on the subject very clear this evening. The state of California recently passed SB 145, a bill that is aimed at creating parity in criminal sentencing for young LGBTQ people who have sex with other young people. Here’s what the bill actually does (via sacbee.com): “Under existing law since 1944, when a person is found by a court to have had vaginal intercourse with a minor 14 years of age or older, and the age difference is not more than 10 years, judges are given discretion as to whether to require that person to register as a sex offender.” With that said, the state of California did not actually legalize pedophilia. Still, SB 145 has numerous individuals up in arms, including former UFC light heavyweight kingpin Jon Jones. ‘Bones’ took to social media where he shared his disgust after hearing news of the passed bill. “Californians passing pedophilia now, let me be real clear on where I stand on this topic, I find you all absolutely fucking disgusting.” –  Jones wrote on Twitter.

DUMBEST/WORST POLITICIAN 2021

Many that land on this list focus too much on Predator Panic, which usually means they're lacking in other departments and particularly in intelligence. 


DUMBEST/WORST POLITICIAN 2021 WINNER! Frank Artiles, Disgraced ex-FloriDUH State Senator: Disgraced former FL State Senator Frank Artiles (an ally of the Book family) sponsored the bill in 2014 that made changes to the FL Statutes to make the driver’s license marks that say "Sexual Predator" them (the law existed before then but the statute number was listed, not the phrase). From Frank Artiles's own website, he made it a point to be a part of the 2014 "scorched earth policy", adding, "It is a top priority of the Florida House to make Florida the most unfriendly state in the nation for sexually violent predators." So I don't feel bad at all that this piece of crap was busted for election fraud. “Confirmed: There was voter fraud in Florida in the 2020 election after all. And the alleged perpetrator, foul-mouthed Frank Artiles, is getting his due. The disgraced former Florida lawmaker and GOP operative is charged with making a mockery of democracy: rigging a 2020 state Senate race in Miami-Dade by planting and paying $44,708 to a bogus, no-party candidate with a similar name to the Democratic incumbent. His masterful strategy to win for the GOP — now the stuff of riveting search and arrest warrants — was to siphon off votes from the Democrat.

RUNNER UP: Craig Shubert, Hudson OH Mayor: He threatened to have teachers who approved a school assignment he didn’t approve of charged with CP. "During last week's school board meeting, Hudson Mayor Craig Shubert issued an ultimatum: "It has come to my attention that your educators are distributing essentially what is child pornography in the classroom. I've spoken to a judge this evening. She's already confirmed that. So I'm going to give you a simple choice: You either choose to resign from this board of education or you will be charged." Among the prompts in question: "Write a sex scene you wouldn't show your mom." The book has been removed from the course by district officials. The Summit County prosecutor said last week the sexual writing prompts aren't child porn, but the prosecutor's office is continuing to look into whether any other laws were broken." "These allegations have resulted in threats being made against board members, faculty and administrators in Hudson," Summit County Prosecutor Sherri Bevan Walsh said Friday in a news release. "Those threats must stop. Under Ohio law, a prompt about a fictional writing is not child pornography. We will review this matter and determine if there is a factual basis that any laws were broken either by the writing prompts or the threats that have been made.”

Dumbest Pol Dishonorable Mentions:

Curtis J. Hart, Kelso WA City Council Nominee: The 2018 “Everyday Zeroes Award” Winner, who won because he obtained non-public registry data of Tier 1s, then published and harassed them. He ran for Kelso City Council in 2021, but dropped out because (ironically) he didn’t want to subject himself to public disclosure of information. 

Doug Ducey, Arizona Governor: Ducey held up a beneficial law for some RCs because he wanted to balance his budget. “Gov. Doug Ducey is ratcheting up the pressure on GOP lawmakers to reach an agreement on the budget, vowing not to sign any other legislation that reaches his desk until he gets a budget, and backing up his threat by vetoing 22 bills.  Ducey made the announcement in response to both the House of Representatives and Senate adjourning until June 10 after Republican legislative leaders failed to round up a majority to pass the budget deal they forged with the governor. The GOP has only a one-vote majority in both legislative chambers and Democrats oppose the proposed budget, meaning Republican lawmakers must vote unanimously to approve the plan. “We have the opportunity to make responsible and significant investments in K-12 education, higher education, infrastructure and local communities, all while delivering historic tax relief to working families and small businesses,” Ducey wrote on Twitter on Friday afternoon. “Once the budget passes, I’m willing to consider some of these other issues. But until then, I will not be signing any additional bills. Let’s focus on our jobs, get to work and pass the budget.” The governor wasted no time acting on his ultimatum, vetoing all 22 bills that were on his desk. That list of bills included legislation to ban certain kinds of anti-racism training for government employees, a bill that would make it a felony for election officials to send early ballots to voters who don’t request them, a bill that make it easier for some low-level sex offenders to remove their names from the state’s sex offender registry and legislation improving treatment for pregnant prison inmates.”

Samantha Kerkman, WI State Rep: Useful Idiot who admits civil commitment is just an extension of prison time. “State Rep. Samantha Kerkman, R-Salem Lakes, said she and state Sen. Van Wanggaard, R-Racine, “are working together to enhance our 980 statute” with additional notification rules. The legislators’ districts include Salem Lakes. “We are lucky the statute was put on the books in 1994 because it’s helped keep people who are sexually violent incarcerated for an additional time period,” Kerkman said. “It’s an involuntary commitment essentially to help keep our communities safe.”

Brian Jones, Republican California State Senator: He is actively trying to prevent Registrants from being placed in his community. “Sen. Brian Jones said Friday he has asked Gov. Gavin Newsom’s administration to halt the potential placements of two convicted sex offenders in an East County home. The placements in question are the proposed conditional releases of Douglas Badger and Merle Wakefield, both of whom the Department of State Hospitals has recommended be housed in a supervised home on Horizon Hills Drive in the Mt. Helix neighborhood.”

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis: Is CO Gov. Jared Polis in a competition with Lauren Boebert for dumbest politician in Colorado? You'd think a gay person would understand the demeaning power of labels. But then you'd be wrong. I sent him a pretty scathing email to remind him of the power of negative labels. He needs to study up on gay history too, since it wasn't that long ago the "sex offender" label was used to target the gay community. 

Illinois State Rep. Kelly Cassidy: “There are over 200 murdered registrants, and thousands more have been harassed. It seems Ill-noise state rep Kelly Cassidy loves murder, be it registered persons or the unborn. Hyperbole or not, calling for bounties on those accused of sexual offenses is appalling and I think her term in office should be the only thing aborted.” “State Rep. Kelly Cassidy (D-Chicago), who in 2019 sponsored law defining abortion as a fundamental right in Illinois, is introducing a bill dubbed "The EXpanding Abortion Services Act,” the acronym of which spells TEXAS. The Texas law is uniquely designed, allowing private citizens the right to bring a civil lawsuit against anyone who performs an abortion, gets an abortion or aids in someone getting an abortion after six weeks of pregnancy. Opponents of the law have described the minimum $10,000 in damages up for grabs as a “bounty.” Cassidy’s proposal instead would instead give Illinoisans the right to seek at least $10,000 in damages against anyone who causes an unwanted pregnancy — even if it resulted from consensual sex — or anyone who commits sexual assault or abuse, including domestic violence. “If folks are policing the bodies of people who are seeking reproductive healthcare in Texas, well, then maybe we should be policing the bodies of the people who are causing those problems here in Illinois,” Cassidy told NPR Illinois.

DUMBEST NEWS MUTT 2021

Most candidates are from the Lamestram media, but some independent media outlets can be worse since they lack any report screening processes. 



DUMBEST NEWS MUTT 2021 WINNER! Mary Ellen Klas, Miami Herald: Once upon a time, the Miami Herald wrote great, well researched stories. Not anymore. Klasless’s adding Derek Logue's name in a blatant false light statement in an unrelated case against Lauren Book, referring to Derek as a “stalker,”  is still a civilly liable action. I guess the Miasma Herald isn't what it used to be. “This is not the first time Book has faced harassment and cyber stalking. Book, who suffered sexual abuse by a nanny when she was a child, leads the advocacy group Lauren’s Kids. In 2018, she obtained an injunction against Derek Logue, an outspoken critic of sex-offender laws, whom she accused of cyber stalking and harassment. A Broward County circuit judge issued an injunction that included a series of requirements designed to prevent Logue from having contact with the lawmaker or threatening her. But Logue appealed to the Fourth District Court of Appeal, which ruled in a 2-1 decision in 2019 that the injunction violated his First Amendment rights. A footnote in the majority opinion said an Alabama court in 2001 convicted Logue of improper relations with a minor."

RUNNER UP: Crawford County Now (Ohio news site): Bashes Registered Citizen working as a paralegal in upcoming trial. These reporters didn't even have the guts to add their names to the article, but it isn't like they have that many reporters, so chances are, Randy Bigley (News Director) and/or Kim Gasurus (News Reporter) wrote this hit piece. Since I can't narrow down who actually deserves this nomination, so I'm just giving it to the whole paper for now. They even threatened to sue OnceFallen.com for nominating them for a Shiitake Award. “...Yesterday, Crawford County Now received an anonymous tip that a Tier I sex offender was assisting in the jury selection process. Howard noted that Ryan T***, a paralegal for defense counsel Adam Stone was indeed an active registrant on the offender registry in Crawford County. Howard noted that T** had spent time incarcerated and had done everything required of him. Hall also confirmed that T** was assisting at the defense table during jury selection. Stone (who had represented T*** in his case) told the court he did not want B** to suffer for a choice he made. He said that B** knew T***’s record and agreed to his assistance in the case. Stone said he has employed T*** for a year and a half. He told the court that T*** has amazing resolve and can communicate effectively with B**. He also noted that since losing his teaching license, T*** had advanced his education to paralegal studies. Hall then asked B** how he felt about Stone’s ability to effectively represent him. “I am frustrated and sickened by what happened last night (CCN article). It was formed to hinder our argument, but I don’t feel it hinders Adam’s defense.” B** said.

Dumbest News Mutt Dishonorable Mentions:

Jessica Ye, The Diamondback (University of Maryland Student Newspaper): Explicitly calls for vigilante actions when we feel the justice system did not punish those accused of sex crimes enough. “I usually consider public humiliation to be a pretty useless and unnecessarily cruel punishment for crimes that specifically target vulnerable people. However, there’s a marked difference between sexual crimes and most other crimes…In the context of sexual crimes, I think public humiliation achieves some necessary objectives if there’s no institutional or legal punishment. First and most importantly, it serves to keep potential victims away from people with a history of sexual harassment accusations… Second, public humiliation can also have indirect consequences on perpetrators’ future careers and reputations…If our institutions cannot ensure that people will be safe and that criminals will suffer consequences for their actions, society should. Public humiliation might just be the most effective tool individuals can use.

Justin Lundy, WCYB 5 (VA): Lundy intentionally inflames and misreads viewers by claiming trailer park is becoming a "sex offender sanctuary." An East Stone Gap community is concerned after learning a sanctuary for registered sex offenders might be intentionally relocated to their neighborhood. Longtime resident Vernon Porch Jr. has an 8-year-old daughter. Porch says he plans to leave the mobile home park. "Most of the time we have eight kids here just playing at my house and we can't live here anymore if it's going to be like this," Porch said.

Adam Heberts, Fox 13 Salt Lake City (UT): Goes out of his way to disrupt the life of a Registered Person. Here, we see yet another reporter taking not just to ensure a Registered Person is banned from volunteer work, he's also trying to disrupt the Registrant's life by looking into getting him arrested.

Marlee Minter, CBS Sacramento (CA):  Spent entire week whipping the residents of Orangevale CA into Predator Panic. “With a three-month-old baby on her hip and a four-year-old daughter always riding her bicycle in the neighborhood, Melanie Osterman wants to make sure she knows her neighbors. JS is a convicted sex offender who authorities say has interests in cannibalism. Neighbors reached out to CBS13 after receiving an alert about Scarcello living on Drywood Way. “Nobody wants that kind of crap in this neighborhood at all,” said Osterman. After our original story aired, the homeowner told CBS13 Scarcello had applied to live there, but was denied. But the Federal Defender’s office confirms Scarcello did live there in November and moved out December 1.

Brittany Summers, Pregnancy Health News: Attempted to link abortion and "normalizing pedophilia." “One foundational belief held by the pro-life community is that all life is sacred. The sanctity of human life is in jeopardy from a threat not always attributed as such, and that is in the movement to normalize pedophilia. As the world remains fixed on contending with the coronavirus, I submit that pedophilia presents its own pandemic. It’s not simply a religious or moral issue, but a human rights issue, like abortion, with our children at increasing risk of sexual abuse.  This menace is creeping across the country, infiltrating social media, legislation, movie and television productions. Public dialog on the issues of child pornography, sexualization of children and the justification of pedophilia seems to be headed more and more toward acceptance. It’s a coarsened regard for human life that enables both abortion and sexual exploitation, and it runs deep in our society, its threat to our children seeping increasingly into our public consciousness.”

Kathianne Boniello, New York Post: There is no Elijah Kelly listed on the NY public registry. So why does it matter he's staying in a shelter where other registered persons reside? Does she think sexual offense are contageous or we spread trade secrets like Pokemon cards? Either way, her logic is faulty and her appearance on extreme right-winger websites such as "The Ultimate Patriot" makes me suspicious of her motives. “A man busted in the frightening New Year’s Eve strangulation rape of a Manhattan woman lived nearby in a notorious homeless shelter, where more than two dozen registered sex offenders currently reside, a Post analysis found. The accused rapist, Elijah Kelly, 23, was nabbed at East 30th Street and Third Ave in Kips Bay, not far from the scene of the rape — and just steps from his home at the Bellevue Men’s Shelter, which has long been a pervert dumping ground and a bane to neighbors in tony Kips Bay. In addition to Kelly, who faces a host of charges in the alleged attack, including rape, robbery, felony assault and strangulation, current shelter residents include such fiends as a David Bradley, 35, who pimped out a 23-year-old woman he knew; convicted rapist Johnny Ellis, 58, a Level 3 sex offender who attacked a woman at gunpoint; and violent serial rapist Charada Turner, 47, who choked and raped three women after threatening them with a knife.

Colorado Springs Gazette Editorial Board (Ryan McKibben, Christian Anschutz, Chris Reen, Wayne Laugesen, & Paula Davis): Headline reads, “Say it out loud in Colorado — sex offender.” Body reads, “Kudos to Gov. Jared Polis for nixing the Colorado Sex Offender Management Board’s vote last month to substitute silly, “person first” wokeism for sound policy. Readers might recall that the obscure board, which writes the rules for rehabilitating and monitoring convicted sex offenders, made news a few weeks ago with its 10-6 vote to bar — ironically — the term “sex offender” from board use. Board members decided instead to call sex offenders, “adults who commit sexual offenses.” Precious, right? To say nothing of absurd, pointless and insulting to the many Coloradans who have been victims of sexual assault… They don’t need to be coddled with kinder, gentler labels. They urgently need help — and they should be getting it behind bars, preferably while serving out their full sentences. Meanwhile, the Colorado Sex Offender Management Board could use a little therapy, too. Members who voted for the change should be required to repeat the words, “sex offender” aloud 100 times. Acknowledging who they truly are is the first step toward helping them.”

KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR 2021

Cops often give some of the least educated takes on the registry, and many exploit Predator Panic for some cheap sweeps week air time. It is no wonder so many distrust law enforcement. 



ACAB KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR WINNER! Keith Vidler, ex-Orange County, FL, Sheriff's Deputy: Amazingly, Vidler actually held accountable for targeting Registered Person for 2 years. “A sergeant with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office has been terminated after the sheriff’s office said he abused his power during a traffic stop. Veteran officer Keith Vidler is accused of holding a grudge against a man he had been investigating for two years. Vidler, a 30-year veteran law enforcement officer, pulled people to safety during the Pulse nightclub attack. An internal investigation into a traffic stop found Vidler purposely targeted JD, a registered sex offender who has a history of arrests for impersonating a police officer. Initially, Vidler said he was pulling the convicted felon over for carrying a firearm, but it turned out to be a pepper ball gun. A sheriff’s office internal investigation found the pepper ball weapon was in plain view and not concealed, and that Dewitte should have been released, but instead he was taken to jail.”

RUNNER UP: Kerry Forestal, Marion Co IN Sheriff: Justifies harassment campaign by claiming high reoffense rates. Forestal said, “We keep the eyes on the people who want to keep their eyes on the children. Sex offenders have a very high recidivism rate and to make that very clear, they do it again.”… He said all is he asking them to do is follow the rules, and because he knows some out there are not doing that, he and his department are committed to conducting unannounced sweeps and focusing resources on the issue, as needed. MCSO said so far, year to date, they have conducted 3,600 in-person compliance checks. Additionally, the department has launched 195 criminal investigations, which is a 49% increase from the same time period in 2018.

ACAB Keystone Kop of the Year Dishonorable Mentions:

Manuel “Manny” Gonzalez, Bernalillo Co. NM Sheriff: Makes false claims against political opponent, including accusation on helping Registrants move close to schools. “Back in 2017, I wrote “it doesn’t get much darker” than ominous television ads attacking mayoral candidate Tim Keller, who is now Albuquerque mayor. Well, it’s gotten darker, and again Keller is the target. Four years ago the television ads, followed by billboards, showed an image of Keller and quickly cut to a dark figure wearing a hoodie, a classic racist trope. “Sex offender” flashed in bold red letters on the screen before cutting to a backlit child riding a bike. Essentially, the ad sought to tap unconscious racist fears and smear Keller as a sex offender at the same time. Media outlets, including New Mexico In Depth, found no basis in the charge. Keller was one of 16 state senators in 2011 who voted for a bill sponsored by then-Senator Cisco McSorley that would have prevented municipalities from dictating where sex offenders could live. The state’s Sex Offender Management Board supported the bill.  But the facts didn’t matter to those who paid for the ads, a mega westside land developer and a southern New Mexico oil man. It was classic negative campaigning — just throw any sort of mud at a candidate because you don’t like their politics. And the facts don’t seem to matter to Bernalillo County Sheriff Manny Gonzales as he tries to unseat Keller as Albuquerque’s mayor this year.  Gonzales dredged up the sex offender charge at a KOB mayoral debate Tuesday night, accusing Keller of sponsoring a bill in the past that would allow sex offenders to live close to schools and parks.

Jack Campbell Sangamon County (IL) Sheriff: Claims a bill lowering strict residency restrictions is "pro-sex offender, anti-victim, anti-police". “Currently, sex offenders have to live a minimum of 500 feet away from places like these. Those in favor of the bill say this would help support and rehabilitate sex offenders. However, law enforcement officials and many people on Facebook think the whole idea is idiotic. House Bill 3913 would make it so sex offenders could live 250 feet away from playgrounds, schools, and day cares, instead of 500. "The closer you bring a sex offender to these vulnerable targets, the more likely they are going to offend,” Sangamon County Sheriff Jack Campbell said. Campbell said this is a pro-sex offender, anti-victim, anti-police bill. "Overall, the bill would make our communities less safe,” Campbell said.

EVERYDAY ZEROES (VIGILANTES) 2021 

SVigilantes are truly scum of the earth. While not all vigilante activity involves direct violence, every nominee attempted or succeeded in causing harm to a Registered Person and should be locked up for life.

EVERYDAY ZEROES (VIGILANTES) 2021 WINNER! Barney Bishop III, Tallahasse FL: A friend of the Book Crime Family, Bishop lobbied to have a shelter closed because they accept RCs, “A recent column mentioning the shelter on Mahan Drive cites it as a “homeless” shelter.  It is also a “low barrier” shelter for sex offenders. It is to be expected that supporters of this facility would neglect to cite this fact and attempt to obscure the issue as a homeless issue. While it was initially only to be used as a temporary cold night shelter, City Walk shelter was surreptitiously and illegally transformed into a permanent shelter that includes sex offenders. It is across the street from Hilltop Academy and near public schools. This violates Florida law, common sense, and is highly inappropriate. Moreover, the neighbors were never notified of the change. In one article, Renee Miller, the executive director, claims they looked in the city code and did not find any restrictions that applied to them…” 2014's runner up in this category is this year's champion.

RUNNER UP! Amy Gray of Hull, UK:  Impersonated her ex-boyfriend to set him and new girlfriend up for a vigilante sting operation. It backfired and she was arrested. “A Hull woman hacked into her ex-boyfriend's Facebook account, arranged to meet a 14-year-old for sex and then alerted a paedophile vigilante group in a bizarre revenge plot. Amy Gray, 37, of Great Thornton Street, said she was angry that her ex had left her for another woman and in November 2018 decided to teach him a lesson. Gray - who had helped the man set up a Facebook profile - used his passwords to log on and message a 14-year-old girl that was later revealed to be a decoy set up by a paedophile vigilante group. Hull Crown Court heard on Monday that Gray - pretending to be her ex-boyfriend - arranged to meet the underage girl on Newland Avenue for sex. Ben Thomas, prosecuting, told the court she had also used her ex-partner's new girlfriend's name, claiming they wanted the girl to take part in a "threesome." In an interview with police, Gray told officers it would be a "bonus" for her love rival to get into trouble too. "Predator's Exposed," the group behind the decoy, then made their way to Newland Avenue expecting to catch Gray's ex-partner, who is in fact already on the Sex Offender's Register.”

Everyday Zeroes 2021 Dishonorable Mentions:

Michael Cusano, Glenville NY: “In the Glenville case, another neighbor, Mike Cusano, launched an online petition on change.org titled #NotInMyNeighborhood that as of Tuesday had 572 supporters. An updated message in bold letters by the author declared victory after the man put the home up for sale. The petition wants him out, saying his presence has cast a pall over a neighborhood where ordinarily "the air is filled with children's laughter and kids playing outside.”

Makenzie Wagoner, Loogootee, IN: I found Makenzie's FB page, and the first thing I see is a hashtag associated with QAnon, so this tells me all I need to know about this person's education level. She also posted bogus statistics as well as her blatant misuse of the registry to harass this business owner. She should be locked up, quite frankly. Maybe instead of harassing folks who served their time and who promotes crackpot conspiracy hashtags, she she spend more time hitting the books at USI. Maybe she should take criminal justice instead of Gender Studies courses. “The fact that a convicted sex offender has opened a tattoo shop near a preschool brought out an overflow crowd of more than 30 to Tuesday’s Loogootee City Council meeting. Wagoner, 19, made an impassioned plea for city officials and the public at large to take action to protect young children. She does not want the business closed, but rather forced to relocate some place away from children… “I’m fighting for this, but I should not be fighting alone,” Wagoner said. “He is going to offend again, it is only a matter of time.”

Darius McGowan, Atlanta, GA: Starts online petition to place unconstitutional marks on Georgia State IDs. “New petitions can make it difficult for sex offenders to enter metro Atlanta bars and nightclubs. The petition already has nearly 10,000 signatures and was initiated by a friend of a local bartender who was kidnapped and raped. Chris Anthony said it seems less than two months after his friend Mariam, 27. Abdulab Taken from him, “Honestly, when you don’t have an answer, what you know is still fresh.”

Caresse Boulter of Riverside City College (CA): Tried to get RC kicked out of campus elections. “Another convicted sex offender running for student body president at RCC… But some students have complained about Jaramillo’s criminal background and status as a registered sex offender, and at least one student has demanded that he withdraw his candidacy. RCC senior Caresse Boulter believes administrators have been insensitive to the concerns of students, especially survivors of sexual abuse. She said she complained to Student Activities Coordinator Deborah Hall about J’s bid for president and was told nothing could be done. “What’s disheartening is when there’s no consideration being given to survivors of sexual abuse. It is what it is and you just have to deal with it,” Boulter said in a telephone interview. Boulter, who served in student government and leadership herself, said she has nothing personal against J. “It’s purely because I am concerned for the mental well-being of survivors at the school,” she said… Boulter said she personally asked J to withdraw from the election on Friday, May 14. She said she also spoke out against Jaramillo’s candidacy at the most recent ICC meeting on Monday, May 17, but was not allowed to directly address J.

Charles "Chuck" Rodrick, Arizona: For nearly a decade, Charles "Chuck" Rodrick lived high off the hog by using the registry to extort victims out of millions. But his time is finally up. Look at those soulless eyes and that unkempt appearance. This isn't Rodrick's first rodeo. In fact, Rodrick and his cohort Oesterblad were busted for fraud back in the 1990s. This arrest should have happened as far back as 2011. I'm not sure what finally prompted the FBI to finally lock this loser up. He has spent years avoiding the law while continuing his campaign of online terror, and soon he'll be more permanently in a familiar location.  Courtkey.com, formerly owned by Sucky Chucky, now owned by one of his victims, has full coverage of the Rodrick arrest.

Lisa Durden, disgraced ex-adjunct professor: She was fired for racist rant, believes criticism of Kamala Harris's former sex offender policy is "racist" and "sexist." I have gotten many crazy accusations over the years from random people on the Internet, but an accusation of racism and misogyny for not supporting Kamala Harris due to her past public policies on Registered Citizens is the dumbest accusation that I've heard in a while.  When Kamala Harris (a former sex crimes prosecutor) was California's Attorney General, she attempted to ban all Registered Persons in the state from social media. This makes me skeptical of her willingness on even considering registry reform. Apparently, Lisa Durden took offense to my lack of support for Kamala Harris as "racism" and "sexism" and even sent racist and sexist remarks to Derek Logue of OnceFallen.com

HOLY SHIITAKE AWARDS (AKA DUMBEST HEADLINE/STORY) 2021

Predator Panic tends to bring out the worst in society, and this year's collection of dumbest stories is among the dumbest in the 14 years this awards has been offered. Is it merely a microcosm of our current culture war? At least some of the nominations are tied to the culture wars.


HOLY SHIITAKE AWARDS (AKA DUMBEST HEADLINE/STORY) 2021 WINNER! 
Attorney for Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse wants to show victim was a "Sex Offender" to justify murder: Kyle Rittenhouse's attorney wants a judge to allow him to argue that one of the men his client fatally shot during a Wisconsin protest was a sex offender, saying it supports a defense theory that he attacked Rittenhouse and intended to take his gun because he couldn't legally possess one.

RUNNER UP! The baby from the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album is suing while claiming cover is "Child Porn" and "sex Trafficking": After reading this, it seems to me that that Spencer Elden is suing because he was snubbed by the band when wanting them to promote his art. If he simply sued over name and likeness, that's fine, but he went the extra mile to claim the image is "CP" and is also that, as reported by CNN, "Elden was sexualized because the dollar bill used in the image made the baby resemble 'a sex worker.'" Claiming the album cover is CP is absurd. In the words of Curt Cobain, “If you’re offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile.”

Holy Shiitake Awards (Aka Dumbest Headline/Story) 2021 Dishonorable Mentions

Old Dominion University pressures transgendered professor to resign for simply doing research on Minor Attracted Persons: “Old Dominion University professor Allyn Walker, whose research into adults who are sexually attracted to minors drew protests and threats, has agreed to step down, Walker and the school announced in a joint statement Wednesday. Walker, an assistant professor of sociology and criminal justice, had been placed on administrative leave Nov. 16. They now will remain on leave until the expiration of their current contract in May. Walker’s research into “minor-attracted people” and their use of that term had been met with an outcry from students and others online, who claimed that such language destigmatized sex offenders. Walker has maintained that their work was intended to better understand would-be sex offenders and prevent child sexual abuse. “That research was mischaracterized by some in the media and online, partly on the basis of my trans identity,” Walker said in the statement Wednesday. “As a result, multiple threats were made against me and the campus community generally.” ODU professor placed on leave amid uproar over research into ‘minor-attracted persons’

Right Wing nutjob (or spambot) Gary Ruot claims we should not carry vaccine cards because Registered Persons don't need ID cards due to privacy rights: “President Joe Biden announced COVID-19 vaccine requirements Sept. 9 for federal workers and companies with more than 100 employees. That means millions of Americans may soon have to prove they've received the shot. A widespread claim on social media attempts to make a point by comparing that potential requirement to those for sex offenders. "There are 800,000 registered sex offenders in the U.S. and they don't carry a card because it 'violates their privacy,'" reads text in a Sept. 13 Instagram post. "Keep that in mind." The post, published by an account called 1776 PRIDE, accumulated 5,400 likes within one day. Similar posts have racked up tens of thousands of interactions on Facebook and Instagram, according to CrowdTangle, a social media insights tool. Those claims distort the facts on sex offenders, who are subject to a wide array of limitations. Sex offenders are indeed required to carry special identification in some states, and in the states where such laws have been overturned, it's been due to free speech concerns, not privacy.

Registrant's name physically scratched off a commemorative plaque in Devon, UK: The name of a former council leader jailed for sexually assaulting three women has been removed from a plaque marking the opening of a bridge he helped campaign for. Ex-Devon County Council boss Brian Greenslade was jailed for 16 months after being convicted in May. His name has been scratched off the sign marking the opening of the Western Bypass and Taw Bridge in Barnstaple. Devon County Council said the work was an "interim measure". A spokesman for the authority said it was exploring longer term options to commemorate the opening of the bridge. He added: "Following Brian Greenslade's conviction, we are sensitive to the potential offence likely to be caused to survivors and others affected by his historic actions."

Civilian Virginia State Police SOR employee charged with possessing CP: On the one hand, the pics were of someone just shy of her 18th birthday (and she's being charged with making the pics); on the other hand, this guy worked for the agency that adds people to the public registry in VA, so you'd think he would know what happens to those convicted of a sex offense. “In a criminal complaint, Edwards said investigators searched Underwood’s cell phone in March and found seven images of possible child porn. Underwood, who’s on unpaid leave, was a civilian employee with the state police’s firearms and sex offender investigate unit, according to a VSP spokesperson. Police were able to identify the female in the images who confirmed she was 17 during the offense dates – Dec. 4, 2019, to Dec. 4, 2020. Now an adult, the female named in the complaint, 18-year-old Keilee Jude whose birthday is Dec. 4, is facing Bland County charges of possessing child porn. Jude and 41-year-old William Dean Blankenship were arrested in February after police searched a Bland County residence and reported finding drugs and cell phones containing pornographic images of Jude and two other juveniles – one 17 and one 16.”

The village of Hartland WI has a "sex offender saturation" law. Now they're justly getting sued for it: "Village" is a bit of a misnomer. Hartland, population 9268, is a suburb of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, so it is a bit big for a village. Regardless, in all my years of covering various laws against Registered Persons, I've never seen a law that could be described a "saturation" law. Essentially, the village has placed limits on the number of Registered Persons who can live within the limits of the community. And now they're getting sued for their efforts. Good. “Karsten Koch, 34, has been living with his parents in Nashotah, but he would like to move out to his own place in Hartland to be closer to his job but not too far from family. Hartland's police chief has warned Koch he's not welcome, citing the village's moratorium on any more sex offenders living there. In a federal lawsuit, Koch contends that the village's 2018 ordinance, applied retroactively, amounts to an illegal ex post facto law, in violation of the U.S. Constitution. The "designated offenders" banned by the ordinance include anyone on the state's sex offender registry. Koch is listed there because of a 2007 conviction for sexual assault of a child. According to the suit, Hartland officials decided a few years ago that too many sex offenders — 32 — already lived there, a "saturation level" 6.75 times higher than other Waukesha County communities. The ordinance thus declared a moratorium on any more offenders moving to Hartland until the saturation level more closely matches that of Waukesha County overall.”

Small town of Genoa, Nebraska (population 1000) overreacts to Registered Person moving in with "school lock out": Nebraskans Unafraid and I both contacted the town; they claimed to have such an ordinance in place but did not provide evidence that was true. “Twin River Public Schools was briefly placed in “lock out” Tuesday while the Nance County Sheriff’s Office measured the distance between the residence of a recently-registered sex offender and the school. In a Facebook post, the sheriff’s office said 27-year-old George Kelly registered at the Nebraska State Patrol office in Norfolk and listed a Genoa address. NSP explained to Kelly that he could not live within 500 feet of a school or childcare facility per Nebraska statute. Due to the proximity of the residence to the school, it was agreed upon to put the school in a "lock out" status, which kept students inside the building and kept outside visitors out of the building. The Sheriff's Department measured the distance between the two properties and discovered that the distance was 237 feet, well within the 500 feet limit. Kelly agreed to immediately leave the property and register in another county. Kelly left, and the school returned to normal status.”

Poetry Magazine faced backlash for publishing poem by Registered Person: The US’s prestigious Poetry magazine has doubled down on its decision to publish a poem by a convicted sex offender as part of a special edition dedicated to incarcerated poets, telling critics that “it is not our role to further judge or punish [people] as a result of their criminal convictions”. I’m glad Poetry Magazine published the poem and didn’t kowtow to the victim cult.

BONUS SHIITAKE AWARD: DUMBEST COMPLIANCE CHECK OPERATION NAME

We've done this before ten years ago, but seeing these operations especially during a pandemic year is especially heinous, and it seems the operation names have gotten worse. 



DUMBEST COMPLIANCE CHECK OPERATION NAME WINNER! Operation Boo Dat – New Orleans LA: The U.S. Marshals Service New Orleans Task Force has recovered five missing teenagers and arrested 30 sex offenders. The recoveries and arrests were part of Operation Boo Dat, according to WGNO. Seventeen of those arrests were due to sex offender registration violations, the station reported. Operation Boo Dat 2021 ran from mid-October to Dec. 24 and the five teenagers who were recovered ranged in age from 14 to 16, including two sisters. (Note: Boo Dat is a play on words of sorts; the NO Saints NFL team uses the slogan “Who Dat”. Still, a really stupid name for an operation.) See https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/12/28/sex-crime-operation-leads-to-recovery-of-5-missing-teens-30-offenders-arrested-reports-say/

RUNNER UP! Operation Squeaky Wheels, Osceola Co FL: “The compliance operation titled Squeaky Wheels was funded by the United States Marshal Service and ran from April 12, 2021, through September 1, 2021. The mission of Squeaky Wheels was to investigate sexual predators and offenders who were not compliant with the 22 conditions of the Florida State Statutes including residency status, internet usage, and employment.”  See https://www.osceolasheriff.org/osceola-county-sheriff-detectives-team-with-the-united-states-marshal-service-deputies-to-arrest-sexual-predators-and-sexual-offenders-in-a-5-month-operation/

Dumbest Compliance Check Operation Name 2021 Dishonorable Mentions:

Operation Dirty Santa, Panama City FL: “This was targeting sex offenders, child pornographers, and travelers who are coming from out of the area to meet minors for the purpose of having sex,” Panama City Police Chief Mark Smith said. The four-day sting involved four Bay County law enforcement agencies: Panama City Police Department, Bay County Sheriff’s Office, Panama City Beach Police Department; three state agencies, and four federal agencies. See https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/operaton-dirty-santa-nabs-sex-offenders/

Operation Cold Turkey, Passaic Co. NJ: “During Operation “Cold Turkey,” the District of New Jersey and the New York/New Jersey Regional Fugitive Task Force used its multi-jurisdictional investigative authority to partner with the Passaic County Prosecutor’s Office, Passaic County Sheriff’s Office, New Jersey State Police, and New Jersey Department of Corrections to locate non-compliant sex offenders from Passaic County. In addition, Operation Cold Turkey has generated multiple leads for sex offenders who have traveled out of state, knowingly failed to register, and are now in possible violation of the Adam Walsh Act. Convicted sex offenders have an obligation to register and are most dangerous when they believe no one is watching. Operation Cold Turkey has served to help get these offenders back in compliance with state registration requirements and thus making our neighborhoods safe again,” claims U.S. Marshal Juan Mattos Jr. See https://www.usmarshals.gov/news/chron/2021/120221.htm

Operation REAP Harvest, Odessa TX: “The Odessa Police Department says members of the Registration, Enforcement, Apprehension, and Prosecution Team recently conducted a compliance inspection of registered sex offenders…Participating agencies include OPD, the Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Texas Department of Public Safety, Texas Rangers, Ector County ISD, the Odessa Fire Marshall and Adult Probation.” See https://www.yourbasin.com/news/sex-offender-compliance-operation-reap-harvest-yields-one-arrest-14-others-out-of-compliance/

Operation Candy Corn Compliance, Laporte Co. IN: "All 123 of the classified and registered sexually violent predators and offenders against children were specifically targeted because of the upcoming trick-or-treat that will be taking place during the Halloween season," said LaPorte County Sheriff John Boyd. See https://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-target-sex-offenders-in-operation-before-halloween/article_fd690d66-bd94-58f0-ac4b-2ff586348303.html

Operation Dunder Mifflin, Scranton PA: The operation was presumably named in honor of the hit sitcom "The Office," which takes place at a fictional paper company named Dunder Mifflin in Scranton. Despite the operation's name, the mission was serious. Between August 2 to September 17, US Marshals coordinated with the Scranton Police Department to verify the home addresses of 219 convicted and registered sex offenders living in the area, US Marshals said in a news release on Monday. See https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/09/us/us-marshals-sex-offender-operation-dunder-mifflin/index.html

Operation Watchful Eye VI, Georgia: “Operation Watchful Eye stems from a coordinated state effort, which first started in 2015, to conduct registered sex offender residence verifications and compliance checks, authorities said. The Georgia Sheriffs' Association also has a dedicated task force to help coordinate and elevate these efforts.” See https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/35-georgia-sex-offenders-arrested-operation-watchful-eye/85-4274603b-7cc1-4bc5-8f75-631f8333270f

‘NO Saints and Sinners’, New Orleans LA: :The USMS SOIB Operation NO Saints and Sinners 2021, a sex offender enforcement and compliance check operation resulted in the arrests of 18 sex offenders for sex offender registration violations. 46 sex offender compliance checks were done during the operation with 33 verified compliant, 3 verified as being noncompliant, and 10 needing further investigation. These checks were done in both Jefferson and Orleans Parishes.” See https://www.usmarshals.gov/news/chron/2021/101921.htm

Operation Candyman, Stanislaus Co. CA: “The sheriff's office said in a community alert that the premise of "Candyman" was to check on the compliance of registered sex offenders. As a result, on Tuesday law enforcement made contact with 33 previously convicted and registered sex offenders. The checks resulted in 12 arrests, four firearms seized, one Taser confiscated and even one sword seized. See https://www.abc10.com/article/news/crime/stanislaus-county-operation-candyman/103-31f6d5cd-34f5-49a6-a8f7-4a043de96057

Operation Rundown, Virginia: “Two dozen registered sex offenders within the Western District of Virginia have been arrested after members of the United States Marshals Service — in cooperation with Virginia State Police — spent six weeks completing “Operation Rundown.” According to authorities, Operation Rundown was conducted from mid-July to the end of August, focusing on individuals with warrants issued for sex offender registry violations, as well as other violent offenses within the Commonwealth.” See https://www.wric.com/news/crime/24-registered-sex-offenders-in-western-virginia-arrested-during-us-marshals-operation-rundown/

Operation Watchful Eye, St. Lucie Co. FL: “The operation is done several times a year, including near the end of summer around the start of school.” https://cw34.com/news/local/two-sex-offenders-wanted-after-compliance-check-in-st-lucie-county

Operation Reboot, Utah: “In what is believed to be the largest sex offender operation in state history, 11 agencies from the Wasatch Front, as far as east the Uintah Basin, and down to Washington County and St. George, participated in the two-week operation, according to a news release. The purpose of the operation was two-fold: to utilize the U.S. Marshals Service Violent Fugitive Apprehension Team to remove violent fugitive sex offenders from Utah communities and to have state agencies conduct statewide sex offender compliance checks, to ensure Utahns, who are convicted sex offenders and who are required by law to register as sex offenders have done so.” See https://gephardtdaily.com/local/wasatch-front-agencies-take-part-in-nationwide-sex-offender-compliance-operation/

Operation Scarecrow, Las Vegas NV: “Las Vegas Metropolitan Police officers are also keeping tabs on registered sex offenders ahead of the Halloween weekend. "Every year the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police sex crimes section takes the lead on a very large sex offender address verification operation," said Lt. Jason Johansson. In the days leading up to Halloween, officers surprise registered sex offenders by showing up to their doors as part of "Operation Scarecrow." See https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/operation-scarecrow-las-vegas-police-check-in-with-sex-offenders-ahead-of-halloween-weekend/article_720aa124-3798-11ec-8413-072cdda4c766.html

Back-to-School Round Up, Lubbock TX: “The Lubbock Police Department’s Registered Sex Offender Unit, in coordination with the U.S. Marshals, the Texas Department of Public Safety and the Lubbock County Sheriff’s Office, recently participated in the Back-to-School Round Up to ensure compliance of registered sex offenders.” See https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/news/2021/09/10/back-school-sex-offender-roundup-yields-12-arrests-around-lubbock/8277217002/

Operation More Than Adequate, San Joaquin Co. CA: “The sheriff’s office said the operation, called “More Than Adequate,” resulted in more than double the arrests in comparison to the last operation of this type. The San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office said it was assisted in the investigation by Lathrop Police Services, Sacramento Police Department, San Joaquin County Woman’s Center, Department of Justice, Homeland Security, San Joaquin County District Attorney’s Office, San Joaquin County District Attorney Investigators, Stockton Unified School District, Stockton Police Department, Alcohol Beverage Control, Lodi Police Department, Tracy Police Department, San Joaquin County Probation Department, the California Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation Office of Correctional Safety-Division of Adult Parole, Parole Department, and U.S. Marshalls.” See https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2021/04/17/san-joaquin-county-sex-child-predator-sting/

Operation Spring Sting, Las Vegas NV: “Nevada parole and probation officers conducted “Operation Spring Sting” last week and found around 10% of lifetime sex offenders were not in compliance. The sting, done by the Department of Public Safety, was done between April 20 – April 22 and focused on verifying registered residential addresses for sex offenders who are on lifetime supervision.” See https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/sting-finds-most-sex-offenders-in-compliance-arrest-warrants-to-be-issued-for-24-who-arent/

If you are wondering why there is no 'Worst State" category this year, Florida wins it every year, so until FloriDUH sinks into the Atlantic Ocean, it is pointless to even hold voting. FloriDUH always wins. So the wort state is FloriDUH for all time. 

Monday, March 15, 2021

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Here are the 2018 Shiitake Award WINNERS!

There won't be a video this year for the 2018 Shiitake Awards and I can't post the winners on my website, so here are the 2018 Shiitake Award Winners. Enjoy 

2018 WORST/ DUMBEST POLITICIAN



WINNER! Tarrant Co TX Judge George Gallagher: Used a shock collar on an accused sex crime suspect multiple times in court for not answering questions to his liking. (46.81%)

RUNNERS UP-- 

FL State Sen. Lauren Book: Created a false story about being a potential victim of the “#Magabomber” and won a restraining order to prevent an Anti-Registry activist from protesting her (40.43%)
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Donna Jo McDaniel, Allegheny Co PA Common Pleas Judge: After years of well-documented bias against registered persons in her court, she was removed from a sentencing hearing after she refused to lower the sentence upon a reprimand from a higher court. She later resigned in disgrace. (12.77%)

2018 DUMBEST NEWS MUTT (MEDIA)



WINNER! Dennis Dodd, CBS Sports: Wrote a hit piece on OSU pitcher Luke Heimlich as he was allowed to continue playing at OSU; “Everybody deserves a second chance, but in any rational society there is a line that can't be crossed. Heimlich's admitted actions are intolerable, heinous. His privileged presence on the mound mocks every victim of sexual violence.” (31.91%)

RUNNERS UP--

Jon “Smiling Politely” Taylor, Sports Illustrated: The hit pieces against OSU baseball pitcher Luke Heimlich continued when MLB’s KC Royals considered giving Heimlich a chance, but Taylor wrote the worst of them by stating there was “no moral justification” (or any RC) for giving Heimlich a chance (29.79%)
Rachel DePompa of NBC12 Virginia: Her Sweeps week fluff piece on RCs using Facebook was Shiitake-worthy enough with the fearmongering stats, but in quoting Briana Valentino, a forensic interviewer with Greater Richmond SCAN (Stop Child Abuse Now), she made the funniest typo of the year, typing that “Kids are very accessible to people who mean do them HARD.” (21.28%)
Megan Wyatt, Lafayette Daily Advertiser’s food critic: Wrote a fluff piece (emphasis on fluff) full of errors, claiming RCs were illegally on FB (forgetting Packing v NC invalidated any laws banning RCs from social media) and used inflated stats from Stacie Runemap’s (and Mark Lunsford’s) for-profit group Stop Child Predators. She should stick with food criticism. (17.02%)

DUMBEST QUOTE OF 2018


WINNER! Franklin Graham: Son of Billy Graham and ultra-right-winger, believes we should murder “pedophiles”. “These government run facilities that take care of these kids have pedophiles working in there. And we should never be taking children away from parents, period. Hold them together as a family. But to take their children away, so they can be exposed to pedophiles? And I believe that pedophiles need to be dealt with harshly. I believe not only incarcerate them but if they molest a child, I think they'd be a candidate for the death penalty.” (44.68%)

RUNNERS-UP

Illinois Supreme Court (in)Justice Mary Jane Theis: Believes even fake stats is relevant in justifying animus against RCs. "Regarding recidivism rates, the defendant insists that the McKune plurality's 'frightening and high' comment has been debunked. Regardless of how convincing that social science may be, 'the legislature is in a better position than the judiciary to gather and evaluate data bearing on complex problems.” (29.79%)
Wendy Murphy: A woman who needs no introduction, on Halloween- “Halloween is like Christmas for sex offenders. They know they’ll have lots of access to kids and that they can’t get in trouble even though they’re required to stay away from children. Not having a law in place to protect kids on a day when they will excitedly be running toward people they should be running away from exposes kids to serious danger. Massachusetts already has a well-deserved reputation for not effectively protecting children from sexual abuse.” (25.53%)

2018 DUMBEST NEW BILL/ LAW



WINNER! Miami-Dade County Ordinance 18-01: Allows the arrest of homeless registrants made homeless by previous county ordinances. It led to the demise of the homeless camp in Hialeah. (68.09%)

RUNNERS-UP

Illinois SB3104: If it passes, masturbating in prison would be a sex crime. (29.79%)
California AB 2839: A bill that would prevent patients at the Coalinga Indefinite Detention Center from voting. The bill was created after patients voted against raising taxes in a closely contested Coalinga tax battle. (2.13%)

2018 EVERYDAY ZEROES (VIGILANTE SCUMBAGS)


WINNER! Curtis J Hart, Kelso WA: Is fighting a court battle to collect info on Level 1 registrants in his state to post publicly and ruin the lives of hundreds of RCs; He also runs the vigilante group Punisher Squad (36.17%)

RUNNERS-UP

Edward Bowman, FL: This Floridiot is on a mission to ban registered citizens from hospitals in the land of 'Duh. (31.91%)
Jacob Elkin, OR: Made GoFundMe page for fellow vigilante and his friend Kevin Patrick Smith under the tag “Team Punch a Pedo”, collecting $15k from suckers willing to pay someone to attack an accused SO in court. (31.91%)

SPECIAL 2018 CATEGORY: 
#METOO MORON OF THE YEAR


WINNER! Asia Argento: One of the key celebrity leaders of MeToo had reportedly seduced a 17 year old co-star, who expressed being uncomfortable and regretted the encounter. (43.48%)

RUNNERS-UP

California Democratic Assemblywoman Cristina “Grabby” Garcia: Accused by two men of groping them in various areas and sexual harassment. (32.61%)
Avital Ronnell, NY: A leading professor of feminist philosophy at New York University, has been forced to take a year off after NYU determined that she had sexually harassed a male student. (23.91%)

2018 HOLY SHIITAKES! (DUMBEST STORY)



WINNER! Feminist "Gender Studies" professor declares Disney princes are sex offenders: Kazue Muta, an Osaka University professor and author of “Sir, That Love is Sexual Harassment!” a book on workplace sexual harassment, argued in December that princes from “Snow White” and “Sleeping Beauty” portray “quasi-compulsive obscene sexual acts on an unconscious partner.” In other words, the feminist academic activist argues such fairytales allow sexual violence. (38.30%)
University of Southern Maine removes art from campus display because it was painted by an RC: The Prez of USM cited it would “trigger abuse victims.” And that inspired RCs to go to Maine to display art by other RCs to spite him. (36.17%)
Twentieth Century Fox pulls scene from 'The Predator' after director Shane Black casts his friend, a registered sex offender: Oddly, the scene was the RSO played a man who briefly sexually harasses a woman, so a “predator” can’t even play a “predator” onscreen. Assist to MeToo moron Olivia Munn. (25.53%)

2018 KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR



WINNER! Harrison PD (AR) Detective Ted Schaeffer: Teaches a course claiming RCs can't be rehabilitated unlike other crime types; admitted to using the registry as an intimidation tool
(67.39%)
Runner Up! Butts Co GA Sheriff Gary Long: Misinterpreted notification laws to place harassment signs in registrant yards during Halloween (32.61%)

2018 WORST STATE



WINNER! FloriDUH - The Reigning champs. They have Senator Lauren Book and the ongoing homeless registrant saga. They have activists pushing to ban registrants from hospitals and prosecutors building pocket parks to chace RCs from their cities. They had a man crash a car into an empty house he thought belonged to a RC and another guy who wanted to "barbeque" RCs. (76.09%)

RUNNERS-UP

Illinois - Their Supreme Court upheld park bans on the premise that the courts should not be bothered with trifling things like the facts. They also had a candidate using her victim story as an election campaign platform. They tried to pass a law to make self-pleasure in prison a sex offense.  (21.74%)
JOKElahoma - Passed laws increasing the number of places registrants cannot reside, adding to the already existing 2000 foot restriction, naming the bill after a MeToo minded college student. (10.87%)

Monday, January 14, 2019

2018 Shiitake Awards Voting HAS BEGUN! Check out the list of nominees before you vote!

2018 Shiitake Awards Voting

The annual Shiitake Award Show was created in 2008. Patterned after the infamous Golden Raspberry Awards ("Razzies"), the Shiitake Awards showcases and lampoons the worst of those people who use Predator Panic & SOs to further their careers or simply to gain their 15 minutes of fame. This Awards show is a tongue-in-cheek spoof of more serious award shows, a little inside joke/ stress relief for hardcore anti-registry activists.  Instead of celebrating the best, here at the Shiitake Awards, we "celebrate" the worst of the worst-- Worst Pols, worst media hounds, even dumbest regular citizen! We also vote on Dumbest State.

Those with computer internet access can vote at https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/M5XBFQS

Those of you with limited or no Internet access can send replies to Derek Logue at 8258 Monon Ave., Apt. 3, Cincinnati OH 45216 or, if you have email or Corrlinks, to iamthefallen1@yahoo.com (Obviously, I can punch in manual votes by hand into the system.) If you are mailing responses, you can just give the number of your vote after each category since each candidate is numbered.

2018 DUMBEST/ WORST POL

  1. Donna Jo McDaniel, Allegheny Co PA Common Pleas Judge: After years of well-documented bias against registered persons in her court, she was removed from a sentencing hearing after she refused to lower the sentence upon a reprimand from a higher court. She later resigned in disgrace.
  2. FL State Sen. Lauren Book: Created a false story about being a potential victim of the “#Magabomber” and won a restraining order to prevent an Anti-Registry activist from protesting her
  3. Tarrant Co TX Judge George Gallagher: Used a shock collar on an accused sex crime suspect multiple times in court for not answering questions to his liking.

2018 WORST MEDIA MUTT/ REPORTER

  1. Rachel DePompa of NBC12 Virginia: Her Sweeps week fluff piece on RCs using Facebook was Shiitake-worthy enough with the fearmongering stats, but in quoting Briana Valentino, a forensic interviewer with Greater Richmond SCAN (Stop Child Abuse Now), she made the funniest typo of the year, typing that “Kids are very accessible to people who mean do them HARD.”
  2. Megan Wyatt, Lafayette Daily Advertiser’s food critic: Wrote a fluff piece (emphasis on fluff) full of errors, claiming RCs were illegally on FB (forgetting Packing v NC invalidated any laws banning RCs from social media) and used inflated stats from Stacie Runemap’s (and Mark Lunsford’s) for-profit group Stop Child Predators. She should stick with food criticism
  3. Dennis Dodd, CBS Sports: Wrote a hit piece on OSU pitcher Luke Heimlich as he was allowed to continue playing at OSU; “Everybody deserves a second chance, but in any rational society there is a line that can't be crossed. Heimlich's admitted actions are intolerable, heinous. His privileged presence on the mound mocks every victim of sexual violence.”
  4. Jon “Smiling Politely” Taylor, Sports Illustrated: The hit pieces against OSU baseball pitcher Luke Heimlich continued when MLB’s KC Royals considered giving Heimlich a chance, but Taylor wrote the worst of them by stating there was “no moral justification” (or any RC) for giving Heimlich a chance

2018 DUMBEST QUOTE

  1. Wendy Murphy: A woman who needs no introduction, on Halloween- “Halloween is like Christmas for sex offenders. They know they’ll have lots of access to kids and that they can’t get in trouble even though they’re required to stay away from children. Not having a law in place to protect kids on a day when they will excitedly be running toward people they should be running away from exposes kids to serious danger. Massachusetts already has a well-deserved reputation for not effectively protecting children from sexual abuse.”
  2. Franklin Graham: Son of Billy Graham and ultra-right-winger, believes we should murder “pedophiles”. “These government run facilities that take care of these kids have pedophiles working in there. And we should never be taking children away from parents, period. Hold them together as a family. But to take their children away, so they can be exposed to pedophiles? And I believe that pedophiles need to be dealt with harshly. I believe not only incarcerate them but if they molest a child, I think they'd be a candidate for the death penalty.”
  3. Illinois Supreme Court (in)Justice Mary Jane Theis: Believes even fake stats is relevant in justifying animus against RCs. "Regarding recidivism rates, the defendant insists that the McKune plurality's 'frightening and high' comment has been debunked. Regardless of how convincing that social science may be, 'the legislature is in a better position than the judiciary to gather and evaluate data bearing on complex problems.”

2018 DUMBEST NEW BILL/ LAW

  1. Illinois SB3104: If it passes, masturbating in prison would be a sex crime
  2. California AB 2839: A bill that would prevent patients at the Coalinga Indefinite Detention Center from voting. The bill was created after patients voted against raising taxes in a closely contested Coalinga tax battle.
  3. Miami-Dade County Ordinance 18-01: Allows the arrest of homeless registrants made homeless by previous county ordinances. It led to the demise of the homeless camp in Hialeah

2018 Everyday Zeroes (Vigilante Scumbag)

  1. Edward Bowman, FL: This Floridiot is on a mission to ban registered citizens from hospitals in the land of 'Duh
  2. Curtis J Hart, Kelso WA: Is fighting a court battle to collect info on Level 1 registrants in his state to post publicly and ruin the lives of hundreds of RCs
  3. Jacob Elkin, OR: Made GoFundMe page for fellow vigilante and his friend Kevin Patrick Smith under the tag “Team Punch a Pedo”, collecting $15k from suckers willing to pay someone to attack an accused SO in court


2018 #MeToo MORON OF THE YEAR

  1. Asia Argento: One of the key celebrity leaders of MeToo had reportedly seduced a 17 year old co-star, who expressed being uncomfortable and regretted the encounter
  2. Avital Ronnell, NY: A leading professor of feminist philosophy at New York University, has been forced to take a year off after NYU determined that she had sexually harassed a male student.
  3. California Democratic Assemblywoman Cristina “Grabby” Garcia: Accused by two men of groping them in various areas and sexual harassment


2018 HOLY SHIITAKES AWARD: The "Holy Shiitakes" Category is for the Dumbest Predator Panic-related story of the year. Please select the winner from the following stories.

  1. Twentieth Century Fox pulls scene from 'The Predator' after director Shane Black casts his friend, a registered sex offender: Oddly, the scene was the RSO played a man who briefly sexually harasses a woman, so a “predator” can’t even play a “predator” onscreen.
  2. University of Southern Maine removes art from campus display because it was painted by an RC: The Prez of USM cited it would “trigger abuse victims.” And that inspired RCs to go to Maine to display art by other RCs to spite him.
  3. Feminist "Gender Studies" professor declares Disney princes are sex offenders: Kazue Muta, an Osaka University professor and author of “Sir, That Love is Sexual Harassment!” a book on workplace sexual harassment, argued in December that princes from “Snow White” and “Sleeping Beauty” portray “quasi-compulsive obscene sexual acts on an unconscious partner.” In other words, the feminist academic activist argues such fairytales allow sexual violence.

2018 KEYSTONE KOP OF THE YEAR

  1. Butts Co GA Sheriff Gary Long: Misinterpreted notification laws to place harassment signs in registrant yards during Halloween
  2. Harrison PD (AR) Detective Ted Schaeffer: Teaches a course claiming RCs can't be rehabilitated unlike other crime types; admitted to using the registry as an intimidation tool

2018 DUMBEST STATE

  1. FloriDUH - The Reigning champs. They have Senator Lauren Book and the ongoing homeless registrant saga. They have activists pushing to ban registrants from hospitals and prosecutors building pocket parks to chace RCs from their cities. They had a man crash a car into an empty house he thought belonged to a RC and another gu who wanted to "barbeque" RCs. 
  2. JOKElahoma - Passed laws increasing the number of places registrants cannot reside, adding to the already existing 2000 foot restriction, naming the bill after a MeToo minded college student. 
  3. Illinois - Their Supreme Court upheld park bans on the premise that the courts should not be bothered with trifling things like the facts. They also had a candidate using her victim story as an election campaign platform. They tried to pass a law to make self-pleasure in prison a sex offense.


Monday, March 26, 2018

The 2017 Shiitake Awards Show is now online!


The 2017 Shiitake Awards is finally online. (It was originally filmed last fall, but when my hard drive crashed, I lost the footage and had to reshoot.) If you want to see someone wash my mouth out with soap, well you're in luck. If you ever wanted to see what a censored version of the S***takes looks like, well, this is your year. 

If you were just wondering who won this year's Shiitake Awards Show, well, you're also in luck. Everyone wins! Well, except for the actual "winners." LOL

Special Thanks to Gini A. from SOSEN, who played the role of "Irma the Censorship Nazi." It was a lot of fun making this year's awards show. 

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Voting for the 2017 Shiitake Awards January 1, 2018 through January 31, 2018

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/XLFLZBF --  The 2017 Shiitake Awards is finally here, click the link to cast your ballot today!

Below is the list of finalists for review before you vote. 

DUMBEST BILL/LAW OF 2017

1. New York S6021: AN ACT to amend the penal law, in relation to prohibiting child SOs from possessing a depiction of any minor during their incarceration. I can see a lot of issues with this bill. If a teen gets locked up on an R&J, he can't have pics even of his siblings because they are minors? A father can't have pics of his kids? What about pics of yourself as a kid? Thankfully, it stalled in committee.
2. Nebraska LB 60: If the bill had passed, it would’ve require registrants dating someone with kids to send humiliating letters to baby mammas/ baby daddys to warm them their exes are dating registrants. This bill thankfully did not pass.
3. Texas HB 821: A bill to prevent those convicted of sex offenses from having penpals. Thankfully, it died in committee.

DUMBEST NEWS MUTT OF 2017

1. Jeff Edelstein, The Trentonian (NJ): Applauds the fact the US will mark passports like the Nazis and Soviets used to do. “I’m all for the law, for the record. It’s just a shame we need it. Because if it was up to me, anyone convicted of molesting a child would never get a chance to “move into town.” Life imprisonment is fine by me. Heck, you could convince me of the death penalty in certain cases…I don’t care about the rights of these people. I don’t care about the fact they’re forever marked wherever they go. They should be marked. The end.”
2. Ashleigh Banfield, HLN: She lied on national TV about reoffense rates, claiming the US Dept. of Justice stated reoffense rates of up to 37%. We all know that's a lie, but on her 9/7/17 show, she really took her stupidity to a whole other level. She lied about recidivism rates, lied about those post-Katrina rapes which were debunked by numerous sources, and even erroneously claimed the National Sexual Violence Resource Center is a government agency. She is taking over the Nancy Grace spot on HLN in more ways than one.
3. Dennis Robaugh (Patch National Staff): I’m reluctant to place independent, self-published articles on the awards, but the Patch has a large readership base. This “reporter” used a person with no criminal background and myths as a justification for the SOR. “In all the years we've published sex-offender maps or sat in bond court, we've never heard of people marching with torches to a child predator's home. We have, however, seen many parents weep in court because their child was raped or molested…Some studies show there's a one-in-four chance a convicted sex offender will run afoul of the law again, but most sex crimes go unreported, which means the true recidivism rate among molesters and child rapists cannot be known.”
4. Brad Schmidt/ Danny Moran/ John Canzano/ Mark Katches, The Oregonian: When Oregon State baseball was in the College World Series, one of the star pitchers for the team was outed as a level 1 (that means low risk for you outsiders) registered citizen for an offense committed when he was 15 in Washington state. These reporters teamed up to engage in a targeted campaign to damage the career of a young man who has served his time as a juvenile.

DUMBEST/ WORST POLITICO OF 2017

1. Chris Smith, R-NJ Congressman: Three words. International Megan’s Law. Need I say more?
2. Connie M. Leyva, D-CA State Senator: Bashes registry reformists in slanted Op-Ed. “I met with sex offender advocates throughout the legislative process and was disappointed at how serious sex-related crimes continued to be minimized. I clearly remember how one sex offender tried to minimize his offense by saying that ‘it was just child pornography.’ Well, in my world and that of most Californians, possessing pornographic images of children is absolutely wrong. Though some sex-related crimes may not have caused direct physical harm, even sex offenders convicted of “lesser” crimes like child pornography are still dangerous. These offenders should never be around children unsupervised. I authored SB26 because children should always be protected from dangerous sex offenders. We can and must err on the side of caution when it comes to the safety of our kids.”
3. Eric Zahnd, Platte Co MO Prosecutor: Threatened and intimidated people who wrote letters of support to a man on trial for a sex crime. “Zahnd’s office did something highly unusual: It contacted the people who had written character letters on behalf of Paden and told them to get in touch with assistant prosecutor Chris Seufert. When they did, Seufert told them that, unless they withdrew their letters, he would expose them as supporters of a defendant who had engaged in pedophilia. Zahnd’s office also subpoenaed the letter writers, ordering them to appear at Paden’s sentencing hearing. But when they showed up, none of them were called to the witness stand."

DUMBEST QUOTE OF 2017

1. Rick Perry, US Energy Secretary: If you use wind or solar, apparently you're just setting yourself up to be raped if you believe another one of Trump's esteemed cabinet members. He said a young girl told him that energy is important to her because she often reads by the light of a fire with toxic fumes. “But also from the standpoint of sexual assault,” Perry said. “When the lights are on, when you have light that shines, the righteousness, if you will on those types of acts.”
2. NY State Sen. Jeffrey Kline: Stole a line from Lauren Book. “State Sen. Jeffrey Klein says a state law designed to keep sex offenders away from schools doesn't include universal pre-K and kindergarten facilities. Kindergarten and pre-kindergarten programs that exist physically outside of actual school buildings do not receive protection under the law barring convicted sex offenders from living within 1,000 feet. ‘What we found was astonishing,’ Klein says. ‘These ticking time bombs can attack our kids at any time, and the law unfortunately isn't there to protect them.’”
3. John Canzano, The Oregonian: In attacking the USO baseball player for his juvenile record, Canzano stated, “Can we start with the premise that human life matters? Anyone disagree on that? This isn't a complicated starting point. The young relative who was molested by Heimlich deserves your thoughts and respect. The victim matters. She matters more than Heimlich. She matters more than baseball. She matters. Period. Anyone disagree there?” Sounds like Orwell’s Animal Farm

SHITPOSTING SIGNPOSTER 2017

1. Olean NY residents: Two nosy neighbors posted signs together read “Sexually molest a child and you get your home remodeled for free!” This was in response to the mother of a registrant who received home weatherization assistance for her home. “He’s sitting in jail for molesting a child and he’s going to come home to a brand new, remodeled house that the taxpayers paid for,” said Barbara Whiteman of 371 Fountain St., in whose yard the signs about free remodeling were posted. “Does that sound right to you?”
2. City of Salesville, Arkansas: This is not just one person’s effort; the city government approved signs targeting one registrant in town. “It is the total responsibility of this body to make sure the people who come here to visit and the people who live here are notified that that person is in the area,” Mayfield said. “I don’t know if it has ever been done, but I see this big lawsuit that you didn’t do your duty as a public officer to make sure it was known to the public that the person was known to be in the area … I want everyone to know that he’s here.”... “He is a Level 4 sex offender, which is a sexual predator,” Mayfield said. “It’s not if he’s going to offend, it’s when he does.”
3. Shelton Kitchens, Arkansas: Shelton Kitchens said he learned recently that his daughter was in a sexual relationship with a 21-year-old man. "She got lured in by puppies," he said. “He called Crimes Against Children in Little Rock. They said they can’t do nothing about it because she’s 16 years old,” he said. In fact, 16 is the age of consent in Arkansas. There was nothing law enforcement officers could do. So he started a public awareness campaign, putting a sign up that reads, "Danger! Child molester lives in first house on the right.” It lists the man's last name at the bottom.

EVERYDAY ZEROES OF 2017

1. Austin Strickland of Mulberry, FL: Attacked the man who found his lost daughter, then went online to Facebook and continued his attack online, forcing the good Samaritan to leave town. Like a coward, he shut down his FB page after thousands of folks attacked him online for his stupidity.
2. Trae Dorn of “Nerd and Tie”: Outed a convention photographer as a registrant and engaged in an online attack against the photographer.
3. Dana Delaney Loyd, Brevard Co., FL: I guess we can call her Dana BALONEY Loyd after a jury convicted her of making a false claim of receiving reports of CSA. No doubt, at least part of the false claim was likely to increase exposure for her alternative news site "Brevard's Best News," but now her news site has turned into a site defending her actions. She even made her own GoFundMe page to beg for help after getting arrested. Maybe "Safe Kids International"should reconsider their support of this convicted criminal. (She was sentenced to a year in jail but no registry.)

HOLY SHIITAKES/ DUMBEST SO-RELATED STORY OF 2017

1. St. Charles Parish LA bribes kids with toys to use the public registry: “Upon completion of the program, and with parental assistance, children will print a map of their local area, sign it, and submit it to their teacher. Once the assignment has been completed, children will receive a safety prize from Adventure Quest Laser Tag, providing children with a choice of a FREE Laser Tag or Bumper Car Ride or Putt-Putt Game, according to the news release issued by the sheriff.”
2. Battle Creek MI refuses to let registered citizen open a place of business to help the hungry and poor: Major Jim Grafton of the Battle Creek Police Department said Wednesday that Adkins was told Monday not to be in the space that houses his business because it is within 1,000 feet of Battle Creek Central High School and St. Philip Catholic schools. "The idea of the business is to help low-income people with food," Dian said. "I have taken this week off to think and pray as to how to proceed.”[
3. British inmates complain their blankets were made by sex offenders: Inmates at Walton prison fear they could be sleeping under blankets made by SOs. The prisoner describes himself as “horrified” to learn a “sex offender’s hands have been all over my blanket” and questions why they are distributed throughout the prison system
4. Oh, SNAP! Leader of SNAP resigns amid lawsuit over exploiting abuse "survivors": So SNAP has "allegedly" been exploiting their clients by sending them to their special lawyers in exchange for some kickbacks? What a shocker. If she wins, founder Barbara Blaine will receive the award posthumously.

KEYSTONE KOP OF 2017

1. Butler Co OH Sheriff Richard K Jones: Aside from proclaiming a “76% re-offense rate,” he also lied on the Ashleigh Banfield show that Ohio does not welcome registrants in any homeless shelter.
2. Shady Grady, Sheriff of Polk Co FL: Shady Grady told registrants NOT to seek shelter except for prison during Hurricane Irma and bragged about it on social media.
3. Fairfax Virginia Police Detective Jeremy Hoffman: He actually tours the country to promote making bestiality a sex crime while claiming that child abusers also have sex with animals. “I found that people who were engaged in crimes against children were also engaged in sexual crimes against animals,” Hoffman said.
4. Homer "Gator" DeLoach, Putnam Co. Sheriff (FL): Narrowly wins a hotly contested and controversial election, apparently by only 13 votes, reorganized resources and created a position known as a “Sex Offender Compliance Specialist.” “We refuse to allow Putnam County to become a safe haven for sexual offenders and predators,” said Gator Deloach, who was elected Sheriff in Nov. 2016. “While we can’t control in which county they choose to live, we can certainly make Putnam County as inhospitable as possible for them.”

ICBS NAT'L CHUMPS AKA DUMBEST STATE OF 2017

FloriDUH: Is the ongoing drama of the homeless camp in Miami and the potential "solution" of criminalizing homeless and the hurricane shelter bans by Shady Grady enough to help the "land of 'Duh" continue its dominance over this category? Or, will it be upended by...
Ore-GONE PLUM CRAZY: Oregon sentenced a guy to life in prison for flogging the bishop on a train. If that wasn't enough, the reporters at the Oregonian engaged in a targeted campaign to derail the career of a young baseball player who made a mistake in his teenage years. 
JOKE-lahoma: Oklahoma gave us Danyelle Dyer, the campus feminist who wants to increase the number of places registrants cannot legally live, getting blind support from legislature. Expect to see Danyelle's law in next year's voting. 

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Voting for the 2016 Shiitake Awards going on now until March 1, 2017

VOTE HERE -- https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/F5NZN2J

The 8th Annual Shiitake Awards is here! For 8 years now, the annual Shiitake Awards spotlights the most insane and inane stories surrounding the "sex offender" topic. The Shiitakes is a parody of the infamous Golden Raspberry Awards ("Razzies"), which parodies award shows like the Oscars or Golden Globes. So we are, in essence, a parody of a parody. Our job at the Shiitakes is to spotlight and ridicule the people who use the "sex offender" issue to advance their careers in the worst way possible, as well as spotlighting and deriding their inane ideas.

Each year, we open up voting in January, we open up the voting for each of 8 categories plus a special category. This year, the special category pits two famous victim industry profiteers against each other in our special "Civil War" category, and of course, your chance to determine which state is the worst/ dumbest state in the USA, a.k.a., the legendary ICBS National CHUMPionship. Florida has maintained a stranglehold on this category for much of the existence of the Shiitake awards, but as always, two states have staked their claim for the title. Who was the dumbest politician, newscaster, cop, and wannabe vigilante of the year? What was the dumbest news story or new law of the year? That is up for you to decide.

Vote for one, and ONLY one, candidate. I know that the decision is hard enough for you, but for the Shiitake Awards Selection Committee (tm), we struggled more to whittle down the candidates to three of the worthiest selections. Vote on every category, and share with your friends.

Note: This is a project that I enjoy doing because it is fun and a form of stress relief. All joking aside, it is sad to note that I've been running this award for almost a decade and there is an abundance of nominees every year. This award is "just for fun," but it is also useful for advocates because we point out the worst abuses of registered citizens, and these stories are indictments against the registry. Please vote and share, then follow & send nominations to the official Shiitake-Worthy blog at http://shiitakeweekly.blogspot.com/

-- Thanks for voting!
Derek W. Logue of OnceFallen.com

Shiitake Awards 2016 FINALISTS

DUMBEST NEW BILL/ LAW OF 2016

1. Virginia SB 666: This bill bans registered citizens from buying those obnoxious "specialty license plates" that benefit children's programs. (Sadly, this law actually passed.) This bill affected a whopping 13 license plates.
2. Florida HB 1179: Fee scale bill that would have forced registrants to pay up to $300 just to visit Florida. (Thankfully the bill died.)
3. Virginia Robby’s Rule”: Legislation passed and enforced adding 5,604 names to the Virginia Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry. The so-called "Supplement" to the list includes information on individuals not previously listed who were convicted of certain sexual offenses on or after July 1, 1980, and before July 1, 1994, according to a state police news release.

DUMBEST POLITICO OF 2016

  1. Mass. State Rep. Shaunna O’Connell: In criticizing a state Supreme Court nominee for stating the registry was “too expansive,” Rep. O'Connell (R-Taunton) argued that the nominee’s stance "render her unfit to serve as a justice." She took to talk radio and her own online platforms urging Massachusetts residents to write Governor's Council members and encourage them to reject Budd's nomination. Earlier in the year, she claimed, “"The sex offender registry is constantly attacked so that sex offenders can hide." 
  2. Catherine Hanaway, Missouri Gubernatorial Candidate (lost primary): Blamed “liberal sexual permissiveness” for what she claims is a growing acceptance of CP.
  3. Hector Balderas, New Mexico Attorney General: He and his staff walked out of a legislative session in protest over a bill allowing teen sexters to get off the registry, citing that the NM ICAC would lose funding. At least he admitted it is all about the money!

DUMBEST QUOTE OF 2016

  1. Darryn Hinch, Australian Senator: In promoting Australia’s version of IML, Hinch stated, "100,000 convicted sex offenders on the register ... the private register, go to Indonesia every year…They're not going there for the sun, they're going there for the sons and the daughters. That's [an issue] that I can get involved in, and they are the sort of thing I want to do."
  2. Tina Dionne of East Millinocket, Maine: Admits she sees the registry as a form of shame and vengeance. “I didn’t care how much prison time [Cote] got, I wanted him to be on the list for life. I don’t want him to be able to do this to anyone else. No matter where [Cote] goes, people are going to have to know what he did…The sex offender registry helps people be aware of what people like him have done. They can’t just take off to another state and start over. That has to follow them.” 
  3. Mass. State Rep. Shaunna O’Connell: Her direct attack on the anti-registry movement; "The sex offender registry is constantly attacked so that sex offenders can hide."

2016 EVERYDAY ZEROES (Vigilante Fails)

  1. Jeb & Jessica Lessley, B’ham AL: Posted a billboard in their yard and made many allegations on her registrant neighbor, and possibly involved in a “suspicious” fire at the neighbor’s house. Also, harassing registrants online. 
  2. Conchita Sarnoff: Wrote a book claiming 1 MILLION children are sex trafficked in the US without any evidence and bashed anyone who challenged her dubious stats.
  3. Curtis J. Hurt, Kelso WA: Failed at winning a local election because he’s mostly known for forming a wannabe vigilante group called “The Punisher Squad.”

2016 HOLY SHIITAKES AWARD (Dumbest RSO-Related Story)

  1. Littlefield TX throws out mail-in ballots of registrants in civil commitment center: If civil commitment is NOT prison, then there was no legal basis to toss out the votes.
  2. Washington Supreme Court grants release of Level 1 info to crazy vigilante: It apparently does not matter that Donna Zink is violating state law by disclosing the unlisted Level 1 info publicly, the state Sup Ct feels level ones have no rights. Looks to me like the Court has been hitting the legal weed a bit too much.
  3. FBI becomes world’s largest CP distributor: It’s not distribution when the FBI takes over a CP site and runs it for weeks, apparently. Maybe FBI means Feds Bestowing Illegal images?

2016 WORST NEWS MUTT

  1. Larry Huss, OR Catalyst: His article begins like this—“ Are you a sexual deviant?  Are you a serial rapist?  A child molester?  A sexual predator?  Well welcome to Oregon, the government has got your back. Have you repeatedly raped a thirteen year old child over a three year period?  Well you could be Oregon’s governor.” 
  2. Leo Terrell, HLN: Black Lives Matter attorney and friend of OJ Simpson’s family, who attacked a registrant activist Derek Logue on Dr Drew’s show, claiming we want to abolish the registry to go out and commit more crimes. Logue eventually told Terrell to “stick it” on the air. 
  3. Melanie Michael, WFLA: Not only did she write the article about Illuminati “pedo symbols” on Monster truck giveaway toys, she bashed anyone who questioned her approach to the story, claiming her detractors weren’t “patriotic.” 
  4. Nancy Grace, HLN: Nancy Grace is a special kind of stupid, but she officially jumped the shark when she covered the Noah Chamberlin (a TN kid who wandered into the woods and died of hypothermia). Grace’s insistence in wasting police resources harassing registrants was so out of line, even Marc no-Klaas rebuked her.

Keystone Kop of the Year

  1. David Beth, Sheriff, Kenosha Co WI: Actively joined citizen protesters in trying to deter a registered citizen from living in his community
  2. Chris Nocco, Sheriff, Pasco Co. FL: Ordered his department to harass registered citizens suing his department in court then trying to cover it up. 
  3. Carlos Ocasio, Detective, Pasco Co FL Sheriff’s office: Admits to the media the intent of his compliance checks are to scare registrants out of his county, they collect information even on registrants’ family members, and even used Orwellian references in his interview (“Big Brother is watching you.”)

Victim Industry Profiteer Civil War: Who is the GREATER of two evils? You decide

  1. Lauren Book: Daughter of powerful and corrupt lobbyist Ron Book; law named after her forced registered citizens in Miami into homeless camps including the infamous Julia Tuttle Causeway camp; raised $750k from Ron’s political cronies to run unopposed to win a FL state senate seat; Her father run’s Lauren’s Kids, a victim group named after her; wrote a kid’s book named after herself, “Lauren’s Kingdom”; Had a portion of a major highway in Broward Co named after her
  2. Laura Ahearn: Runs “Parents For Megan’s Law” in Suffolk Co. NY; has ties to many powerful and corrupt politicians including disgraced former senator Dean Skelos and disgraced former police chief James “The Porn King” Burke (who may even be a serial killer); runs the ONLY private victim advocacy group in the USA that conducts compliance checks, a function of law enforcement; Routinely sues registered citizens who challenge her regime; is responsible for the persistent “100,000 missing sex offenders” myth


ICBS Nat’l CHUMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS

  1. FloriDUH: FloriDUH just elected Lauren Book to a senate seat, gave us news of Illuminati pedophile symbols on kid’s toys, and the corruption of the Pasco Co sheriff’s office. Plus, FloriDUH has a dynasty. They’re the defending champions. It’s FloriDUH! Need I say more?
  2. Virginia is for Losers: Virginia brings SB 666 and Robby’s Rule as weapons to unseat the national champions but is a pair of stupid bills enough to topple the FlorIDIOT dynasty? You decide. 
  3. Hog-Washington State: The vigilante scumbag capital of the US gives us two high profile Everyday Zeroes candidates in Donna Zink and Curtis Hart, plus the state’s Supreme Court gave zany Zink the green light to name and shame level 1 registrants. But can this dynamic duo topple the Floridiot legacy? You decide.


Friday, April 15, 2016

The 2015 Shiitake Awards NOW online!

https://youtu.be/go-b1oAHxdk


Better late than never, right? As y'all may know, I took a visit to South FloriDUH last month, but you may not know that I scored an EXCLUSIVE interview with that airheaded Lauren Book. Watch me ask the questions no one dares to ask.

This is the 8th year for the Shiitake Awards, the show that spotlights the dumbest "sex offender" related topics of the year. Visit shiitakeweekly.blogspot.com to nominate the worst media personalities, politicians, and cops as well as the dumbest laws and states.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

The 2015 Shiitake Awards Finalists

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/CDJ59CC

Better late than never, right? After focusing on HR 515 for so long, on to business.

Since 2008, Once Fallen has hosted the annual Shiitake Awards, a parody "award show" that spotlights the craziest sex offender-related stories of the year. While the awards is intended to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek, it highlights the worst and most serious laws, politicians, and stories of individuals using and abusing registered citizens and the struggles they face, from registration to fearmongering to failed vigilante actions. Every year, dozens of stories are collected from across the globe and added to the Shiitake-Worthy blog, and with help of a "selection committee," the finalists for the Shiitake Awards are decided. But it is up to YOU, the voter, to decide who among the three finalists should "win" one of the seven categories.

This year, the Shiitake Awards is adding a new category -- "Keystone Cop" of the year.

Read carefully, be offended, laugh at the stupidity, and most importantly, make your selection. Help me decide who to send a Shiitake Award letter this year.



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2015 SHIITAKE AWARDS REVIEW

Below are the finalists for each category:

1. Which of the following new laws deserves the Dumbest Law of 2015 award?


Ohio HB-353: This bill would require registrants to give personal information on ALL adults living in the household of the registrant, presumably to warn them they are living with a registrant. Because nothing could possibly go wrong with giving the personal info of private citizens to government agents, right?

Oklahoma SB-578: Would turn over control of Oklahoma’s segregationist sex offender “nursing homes” to the state Dept. of Corrections. Because we all know how well "separate but equal" works.

Virginia HB-1366: Requires a registrant seeking the right to step foot on any school to attend any of his or her own child’s functions to petition the Commonwealth Attorney & the school administrator for that right by way of a public hearing, and the petitioner has to have the notice published in a newspaper; any member of the public can come in and testify. Because, what parent doesn't want to embarrass their kids by letting putting all this in the newspaper, right?
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2. Which quote do you feel deserves the award for "Dumbest Quote of 2015"?

MI State Senator Rick Jones: In reintroducing a bill that will limit the living and working rights of registered citizens, Jones said the following --“A federal judge recently ruled that parts of Michigan’s sex offender registration law were too vague. As a result, sex offenders of all kinds can once again hang around our schoolyards. Whether the convicted sex offender is a flasher or a pedophile, they have no business hanging out at the local school playground and leering at children. It is important to clarify the law so that we are protecting our children and still meeting the federal guidelines.”

NH State Rep Dick Marston: Derailed a bill that would provide a relief from harsh registry fees for indigent registrant, claiming it would be unfair to taxpayers -- “There is a provision in the law that would currently allow the fee to be waived if the offender was unable to afford it. The (House Criminal Justice) committee determined that repealing the fee would have resulted in virtually eliminating the registry, which would be a disservice to the citizens of NH.”

Utah Republican Senator Paul Ray: If you are accused of a Sex Trafficking offense, he wants to kill you -- “I got so fed up with what I've seen. It's time to take the ultimate jump and say if you traffic a kid for sex, we're going to kill you…I'm going turn the tables on them, and say 'prove to me why you can execute for treason and I can't execute for a crime that in my world is ten times worse than treason.'”
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3. Which private citizen/ wannabe vigilante deserves the coveted "Everyday Zeroes" Award for 2015?

Alexander Horowitz: Administrator from The Doe Fund, a nonprofit organization which independently owns and operates the Peter Jay Sharp Center for Opportunity, which helps the disadvantaged get back on their feet, threatened to shut down his entire program rather than accept level 2 & 3 registrants into his program. “These people need help, we’re not debating that,” says Horwitz of the sex offenders. “But they’re not going to get it in our facility.”

Doug Ennen of Hemet CA: Displayed two bright green posters in a Hemet neighborhood in an effort to warn neighbors of a man who is registered as a sex offender on the Megan’s Law database. Doug made the posters, one of which says “Child Molester Danger,” and taped them to his two cars. He then parked one of those vehicles in front of a registered sex offender’s home.

Russell Speigle of Cottage Grove, WI: Tried to burn down the house of a registrant, ended up catching himself on fire instead. Flame on!
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4. Which of these crazy 2015 sex offender-related stories deserves the unique award of 'Holy Shiitakes"?

Dream Foundation revokes dream trip for Vet who is also Registered Citizen: A dream trip to the Grand Canyon has been revoked for a local terminally ill veteran after the dream-granting organization discovered that he was a convicted sex offender. *** , 62, of Dayton, received a free vacation from the Dream Foundation, a national wish-granting organization for adults with life-threatening illnesses. *** and his brother, ***, have terminal cancer. Their three siblings were to accompany them on the trip.

U-Mass Professor Mia Bloom compares "Sexual Predators" to members of ISIS: Mia Bloom of the University of Massachusetts says groups like ISIS and al-Qaeda go after young women in the West by using other young women as online recruiters. The tactics they use are similar to that of an online sexual predator: establishing a rapport and building trust. "It's another woman. She's cool. She's just a few years older. And so this is how they will initially approach," Bloom says. It's an attempt to dupe unsuspecting young women in places like the United Kingdom, France and United States into joining. But it begs another question: Are the young women who end up being recruited victims or terrorist masterminds?

Couple steals Xmas toys right under the noses of the Mass. SO Registry Board: According to police, a couple walked into the Sex Offender Registry Board and stole $1,000 worth of toys…a man and a woman walked into the officer on Congress Street, claiming to be there to pick up toys. They were not asked for their ID’s or asked to sign in. They were buzzed in and shown where all of the toys were. The two then gathered up the would-be gifts collected from a toy drive, and walked out the front door. What a bunch of idiots!
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5. Which of our wonder media personalities deserves the 2015 'Worst News Mutt" Award?

Peter Schorsch, FloridaPolitics.com: Aside from spending his days kissing up to Lauren Book, wrote an article bashing the Anti-Registry Movement’s Rally in Tally event this past April. “Critics of Lauren Book, you have the right to remain silent.”

John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou, KFI Radio (CA): Radio shock jocks who trolled California RSOL head Janice Bellucci on the air. Now, during the interview, John Kobylt mentions that not only should "regular people" chase Registered Citizens out of their communities and annoy and threaten them until they leave, apparently John claims he has actually engaged in this behavior.

Elaine Ambrose, HuffPost: Writes a bad piece called, “Monsters Are Real: Protect Your Grandkids From Sex Offenders” and calls her detractors “assholes” and claims her sources are valid after failing to present the sources. “His conviction has robbed our neighborhood of complacency and turned us into vigilantes. The carefree sounds of laughter from my childhood summers are silenced by a heavy click from the turning of the lock.”
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6. Which of our elected officials is most deserving of the 2015 "Dumbest/ Worst Politico" Award?

US Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ): International Megan’s Law is back again, this time under the guise of stopping sex trafficking. Smith has pimped this bill since 2008 and finally passed it on 2/1/16

Dennis "The Menace" Wiley, judge in Berrien Co., MI: This is the judge that sentenced 19 year old Zach Anderson to 25 years for having sex with a teen he met online who lied about her age.

FloriDUH state senator Dorothy Hukill: Plans on introducing a bill to prevent registered citizens from possessing drones out of her perverted thoughts about SOs using them to spy on kids
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Which of the boys in blue most deserves the 2015 "Keystone Cop of the Year"?

Scott Parker of the U.S. Marshals Services, E Dist of NC: “We want sex offenders to know we are working 24/7 to make sure they are held accountable. In addition, we want to be the voice for the victims,” said Scott Parker, during one of the USMC's many harassing "compliance checks."

Nassau Co. FL Sheriff Bill Leeper: Much like Sheriff Gorden from last year's awards show, this Sheriff posted big red signs at the houses of a dozen registrants just in time for Halloween. Monkey see, monkey do?

Graham Co. NC Sheriff Danny Milsaps: This Sheriff sent out notices to all registered citizens in his county that if they want to attend a church service in his county, they must do so at the county jail. Will Communion wine be served?
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Finally, which state deserves the worst state of the year?

Florida
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(Look, we know everyone votes Florida every year. They have a dynasty. But, in the interest of fairness, I have added a write-in candidate this year. If you can think of a state worse than the land of 'Duh, let me know).

Thursday, March 5, 2015

The 2014 Shiitake Awards Show has been released


The 2014 Shiitake Awards Show is finally here. This year, i hope to inspire people to engage in more public demonstrations.